A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs — jolted by every pebble in the road.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg crackles as if she had laid an asteroid.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men—the other 999 follow women.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.