Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men—the other 999 follow women.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg crackles as if she had laid an asteroid.

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.