Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

A good joke is the one ultimate and sacred thing which cannot be criticized.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men—the other 999 follow women.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.