Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Topic: Laughter
- Location: Lake Tahoe
- Photo: Jeffrey Benjamin
More Quotes from Mark Twain
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
I'm an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it—and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again—and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more.
Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.
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More on Laughter
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
Laugh as much as you breathe. Love as long as you live.
Never eat more than you can lift.
My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.
To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate the beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch Or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!
